WELL, NO SURPRISE THERE. AT ALL.AND SETH, DOPE DOES NOT MAKE YOU MORE CREATIVE. IT MAKES YOU STONED, DEAR.
Joan Rivers is not known as a shrinking violet.
But the 78-year-old has taken things a step further by smoking a marijuana pipe in a carpark with her friend – and had it all filmed for her reality show.
The comedian, known for her red carpet interviews at award shows, became so stoned, she was unable to drive home and later ended up fully clothed in a hot tub and drinking the water out of her shoe.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES ‘SUBSTANCE ABUSE’ MEAN? HOW TOTALLY UNCLEAR. MAYBE A PIE WOULD HELP. GODS, SHE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING BEING FREE OF ASHTON.
Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night … and we’re told the issue is substance abuse.
Law enforcement tells us a 911 call was placed at 10:45 PM Monday night. Paramedics responded to Demi’s L.A. home and after assessing her for a half hour, she was transported to a local hospital.
Sources tell us she is being placed in a facility to “seek further professional assistance.” Our sources say the treatment is for substance abuse.
Demi’s rep tells TMZ, “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”
A quote from Mark Wahlberg from a recent interview with Men’s Fitness……
On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
What a fucking idiot.