Still haven’t watched the first 2 films. I have little stomach for cruelty these days, and ‘The Serbian Film’ put me off ‘torturehorror’ for ever!
Human Centipede 3‘s June start has been imperiled by threats of litigation between director Tom Six and Dieter Laser, the villain from the first film who had agreed to return for the third film but is now backing out. If this goes to the courts, it is possible it could cause the film to be delayed indefinitely.
IN HAPPIER DAYS……
A deal has been reached with The Muppets director James Bobin and original co-writer Nicholas Stoller to pen a sequel, but insiders also tell us that Stoller’s original collaborator, Jason Segel, won’t be returning to the keyboard. Segel, a star of How I Met Your Mother — now in its eighth season — has a burgeoning film career, and Disney insiders tell Vulture that between his commitment to the CBS sitcom, his other feature-writing efforts, and promotional work for Five Year Engagement (due out this coming April) and Judd Apatow’s This Is Forty (in December), there won’t be time to collaborate on a Muppets sequel.
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Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 18:21:43 -0100 (GMT)
Subject: Re: Unauthorized Use of DreamWorks SKG Properties
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> August 23, 2004
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> Re: Unauthorized Use of DreamWorks SKG Properties
> To Whom It May Concern:
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> DreamWorks is the exclusive owner of all copyright,
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> Please contact me immediately to discuss this matter
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