MEET – ‘The Filipino Superman’.
GODS.
Herbert Chavez, a Superman fan from the Philippines, is so obsessed with the Man of Steel that he underwent several plastic surgery procedures just to look like his favorite superhero.
According to a video report by Bandila News’ Marie Lozano, 35-year-old Herbert Chavez has dramatically altered his appearance to look more like Superman. Unfortunately, the report is in Filipino and I’m not very good at that, but the guys at Real Self Blog translated some of it and managed to uncover that Chavez first went under the knife in 1995 and he’s had several other procedures since then. He had a chin augmentation to get Superman’s cleft, rhinoplasty to get Christopher Reeves nose, silicone injections for more plump lips and even thigh implants for a more muscular look. Examining the before and after photos, they speculate he may also have had eye surgery, cheek augmentation and jaw augmentation.
King Of Pap Scum Gets ‘Surgical 6 Pack Implants’.
UMMMM, HE STILL LOOKS FAT. AND WE CAN STILL SEE HIS FACE. HE REALLY IS ONE OF THE WORST OUT THERE. AND NOW LOOKS LIKE A FREAK. BLESS.
Aussie paparazzo Darryn Lyons has shown off his surgically enhanced abs on television, admitting he went under the knife for the six-pack look.
Currently a contestant on UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, Lyons stunned housemate Paddy Doherty, 52, when he bared his torso to reveal a washboard stomach.
He admitted to an impressed Doherty that a body sculpting procedure had created the set of abs.
“I had to get really fit and lose a fair bit of weight. It takes away all the fat around it and actually lets your natural abs be there. Basically it’s the male version of a boob job,” Lyons told Doherty.
Body sculpting is a form of targeted liposuction that can be used to give an illusion of a set to taut abs in men.
Lyons explained he’d opted for “contouring” where fat was removed from the abdomen, allowing the underlying muscles to show greater detail and give the impression of a more defined belly.
Abercrombie & Fitch Mis-Read Their Market Of Douchebags.
ABOVE IS THE ABERCROMBIE AND FIST CEO MIKE JEFFRIES. HIS FACE IS SLIDING OFF, AND HE THINKS THE SITUATION IS A BAD ROLE MODEL?????
Yesterday, word got out that Abercrombie & Fitch had issued a press release Tuesday night offering to pay The Situation if he stopped wearing A&F clothes. It tarnishes “the aspirational nature of our brand,” they said because aspiration apparently means knocking back Red Bulls and ordering some “za” for an Entourage marathon now. It was a cute little publicity stunt that backfired once everyone started remembering A&F catalogs are basically Aryan child porn and with a target demo comprised entirely of douchecocks. And Wall St. agreed. TMZ reports:
… A day after Abercrombie & Fitch offered him and the other “Jersey Shore” cast members cash NOT to wear its clothes … the company’s stock plummeted 9%.
Abercrombie’s stock hit the new low today — the first trading session since the company offered Sitch and the cast substantial $$$ to stop wearing A&F-branded products.
THIS IS WHAT THEIR MODELS LOOK LIKE…….
THE SITUATION IS A PERFECT ROLE MODEL FOR THEIR COMPANY. A MORONIC CLOTHES HORSE.
Reality Show Winner Loses Voice And Work.
Connie Fisher, star of The Sound of Music, has announced that she will never play the role of Maria again after a vocal condition left her unable to hit the right notes.
HAS SHE HAD HEAPS OF PLASTIC SURGERY OR WHAT?????????
Fisher landed the lead role in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s production when she won the television talent contest How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?
She starred in the West End and has appeared since in a touring production of the show. However, Fisher has pulled out of the tour, saying she can no longer perform Maria’s songs.
“After many months of battling with a throat condition known as congenital sulcus vocalis, my vocal range has altered dramatically and it is with much regret that I have to withdraw from The Sound of Music as I no longer have the range to sing the part of Maria,” she said.
“My journey with this amazing show has been such a magical one and I am devastated that I am not able to close the tour.” Fisher said she had “loved every minute” of working with Lord Lloyd-Webber and was sad to say goodbye to the role.
Sulcus vocalis is a scarring of the vocal cords and affects voice quality. Fisher, 28, was treated during the West End run and had two operations on her throat.
For the final dates of the tour in Cardiff, Manchester, Newcastle and London, Fisher will be replaced by Verity Rushworth, the Emmerdale actress.
OUCH
A production source said that Rushworth would be a welcome addition to the cast. “We are delighted that Verity is replacing Connie. She is hard-working, always kind to cast and crew and a pleasure to deal with,” the source said.
The term sulcus vocalis is used specifically to describe a groove or infolding of mucosa along the surface of the vocal fold. In the area of the sulcus, the mucosa is scarred down to the underlying vocal ligament, giving it a retracted appearance.
Essentially, no differences exist between vocal fold scarring where an identifiable sulcus is present and scarring where an identifiable sulcus is not present. In either case, an alteration in the normal physiology of vocal fold vibration exists, which affects voice production. Therefore, this chapter will focus on vocal fold scarring and its effect on vocal physiology.
Most clinicians agree that presentation of sulcus vocalis is hoarseness, vocal fatigue, voice weakness, and increased effort. However, clinicians may disagree on terminology, diagnosis, and treatment of this disorder. Certainly, widespread acceptance of videostroboscopy has allowed more clinicians to recognize the disorder. This has spurred new interest in its diagnosis and treatment










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