John Key Tells Wife-Beater He Wants To Root Liz Hurley, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie And Wants Tiger Woods’ Life.
On Radio Sport, talking to moral free zone Tony Veitch, after being asked what sports star he would like to be………
“Obviously for the money I would be Tiger Woods. You get paid a truckload of money,” he said, adding “there are other benefits that clearly come with the job” too.
The conversation took a sexy turn after Veitch asked the jovial PM if he’d like to be love-rat Warnie. “Yeah, well given his current liaisons with Liz Hurley,” Key said.
“I like Liz Hurley actually. I reckon she is hot.” Key admitted that Hurley was a “definite” in his dream date top three, adding that she’s “slightly older”.
When asked who else was on his wish list Key said “there are a range”. He later said Sin City star “Jessica Alba looked pretty hot” despite her latest movie, Little Fockers, being “rubbish” and that Brad Pitt’s squeeze, Angelina Jolie “is not too bad” either.
Hot = Fuck. Just gross.
He’s a joke.