Oh, Wow! That was the most fun in front of the TV for years. Seriously pissed myself at what a total car crash the show was. Loved the flop.
Should point out, totally adore bad TV and moves, and this was one of the worst for years.
What really worked for me was the way the cast seemed to have figured out what a pile of shit the show was, so all played their roles as if on the verge of cracking up.
The story was cool. Cunty annoying teenagers are in the middle of Sydney Harbour and they seem to take too much E and chunder lots. God, been there. Sleaze 2 years ago, chundered on some chick. Told her she had no right being at sleaze anyway.
Sorry, back on track. Vince Colostomybag plays an army guy who luckily finds the cure, and the show ends.
Grant Bowler does not take his clothes off, which is like, DUHHHHH, why cast the man if he’s not gonna get nude?
All the cunty teen actor were really bad, so you really wanted them to die, especially in the tunnel with the really cheap computer water that made me spit my Heineken out.
Seriously, when this comes out on DVD, we have to have a party with the following drinking game rules…..
1. Kiwi actor – Drink
2. Bad acting – Drink
3. Someone on screen chunders – Drink
4. Product placement – Drink
5. Evil corporation’s mentioned – Drink
6. Grant Bowler stares into Vince Colostomybags eyes, even though he has a bright light shining in his face from the helicopter Vince Colostomybag is in thats flying 100 feet away – Drink.
Seriously, you’ll be pissed in 2 minutes and have a great fucking fight.
10 out of 10