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READ – An M.P. Gets To Heaven………………

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OH GODS THIS IS SO VERY TRUE.

While walking down the street one day a “Member of Parliament” is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter.

‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.’

‘No problem, just let me in,’ says the man.

‘Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.’

‘Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,’ says the MP.

‘I’m sorry, but we have our rules.’

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

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WATCH – Dan News Bloopers From The 2011 Election Coverage.

thegadgetguy.co.nz

DAN ROCKS.

TV3 Wins Election Night Coverage Rating Wars.

evolvingnewsroom.co.nz

SO WHO PROVIDES THE BEST NEWS COVERAGE? THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. TVNZ WILL BE SO PISSED OFF. NEAT.

TV3′s coverage averaged a 9.0 rating and 27.5% share in the 25-54 demographic. In comparison, TV One’s coverage averaged a 7.3 rating and a 22. 1% share.

THE FIGHT STARTS NOW – SAVE OUR COUNTRY.

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RIGHT. BUCK UP EVERYONE. THE WORST OUTCOME HAS HAPPENED WITH THIS ELECTION AND PETERS IS BACK. BANKS IS BACK, AND NATIONAL WILL FEEL AND BELIEVE THEY ARE FREE TO SELL EVERYTHING, DESTROY WELFARE AND BASICALLY FUCK THE COUNTRY UP WITH OUT A CONDOM.

SO, THE BATTLE STARTS NOW. WE CANNOT BE COMPLACENT OR NZ WILL BE STRIP MINED, SOLD AND FUCKED OVER BIG TIME. WE HAVE TO SHARE INFORMATION. WE CANNOT RELY ON THE MEDIA TO DO………..ANYTHING. WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR COUNTRIES FUTURE INTO OUR POSSESSION AND NOT LET NATIONAL, WELL, THE ‘GOVERNMENT’ FRAK US OVER. WE HAVE TO BE PROACTIVE AND SAVE THIS LAND.
SO…………..STRAIGHTEN UP, HAVE A JOINT OR DRINK AND REALIZE THE FUTURE IS NOW.
WE MUST DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING WE CAN TO SLOW AND/OR STOP WHAT THE ‘GOVERNMENT WILL TRY TO DO.
KIA KAHA. TOGETHER WE CAN ACCOMPLISH WHAT WE HAVE TO.

TALK SHARE BE INVOLVED WITH OUR COUNTRY. WE HAVE TO. OR ALL IS LOST.

LOOK – Why Is John Key Eating A Baby?

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JUST STRANGE.

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