Indiana Man Has Balls Ripped Off By Cray Ex Lover.
inquisitr.com
An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.
The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”
The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.
As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.
In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.
7 Year Old Kicks Bully In The Balls – May Face Sexual Harrasment Charges.
douggoff.com
TOTAL IDIOCY.
On the bus to Tynan Elementary School in Boston, seven-year-old Mark Curran was approached by a bully who wished to take his gloves. The bully began to strangle young Mark, who responded by kicking the bully in the balls. According to CBS Boston:
[Mark's mother, Tasha] Lynch described a phone call she received from the school explaining that the case will be treated like sexual harassment, due to what it considers inappropriate touching.
“‘Your son kicked a little boy in the testicles. We call that sexual harassment,’” Lynch said the school told her.
She said she’s been asked to attend a disciplinary hearing at the school Monday.
… “He’s 7 years old. He doesn’t know anything about sexual harassment,” [Lynch] said.
Of course, the other boy’s side of the story has yet to be told.
‘Woody Woodpecker’ Feature Film in Development.
cartoonbrew.com
WHAT THE FUCK FOR? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET SOME ORIGINAL IDEAS.
FROM VULTURE….
Woody Woodpecker is looking like the next classic cartoon character to get the CGI treatment. Universal-based Illumination Entertainment, the animation house responsible for Despicable Me and the upcoming Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax, is developing the project, with Blades of Glory co-writers John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky in talks to develop the story.
Man With Giant Scrotum Needs 1.5 Million For Small Sack Operation.
thesun.co.uk
A US man is trying to raise over NZ$1.25 million for surgery to correct a medical condition that has left with a 45 kilogram scrotum.
Wesley Warren Junior developed the rare condition, scrotal elephantiasis, about three years ago and has no medical insurance to get the necessary treatment.
He decided to go public, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported, because he is desperate to try and raise the cash for the operation.
Mr Warren’s scrotum is so large that he has trouble walking and using the bathroom and he says he suffers regular bouts of depression.
“It’s not easy to get around,” he told the Las Vegas Review-Journal, “It makes me stay in most of the time.”
“I want to have real friends and a relationship with a woman,” he told the paper. “But I’m not suicidal. I’m too strong for that.”
Although he knew some people would laugh at his condition, Mr Warren decided to go public on the Howard Stern Show to raise awareness of his plight.
“I don’t like being a freak, who would?” he said. “But I figured that the Stern show is listened to by millions of people and they might want to help me. I hope some millionaire or billionaire will want to help me.”
His condition is rarely seen outside of the tropical areas of Africa and Asia and is usually caused by a mosquito-spread parasitic infection.
WATCH – Telling Your Dad You Are Gay.
oberlinlgbt.org
WOW TEARS.
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