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AARON WAS THE GOLDEN BOY FOR SOBRIETY AND COMING BACK FROM THE BRINK OF DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE. THEN HE GOT BUSTED AT LAX ON HIS WAY TO VEGAS WITH COCAINE, MUSHROOMS AND DOPE IN HIS POSSESSION. HE HAD BROKEN THE GOLDEN RULE OF THE WORLD ‘DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DO NOT GET CAUGHT’. WELL, HE WAS DUMPED FROM ‘THE WEST WING’, WHICH KILLED THAT SHOW BUT HE JUST KEPT HIS HEAD DOWN AND DID GOOD WORK, AND SEEMINGLY WAS BACK ON SIDE WITH THE POWERS THAT BE. UNTIL………

FROM THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER……

Aaron Sorkin, who penned The Social Network and The West Wing and co-wrote Moneyball, which will open in theaters next week, showed up at an Emmy event in West Hollywood on Friday with a broken nose. It turns out he injured himself while writing.

“I wish I could say I was in a bar fight, but I broke my nose while writing,” the Academy Award winning screenwriter told the Los Angeles Times. He said he was staring into a mirror, working on some dialogue, when he got too close and head-butted himself.

YEAH, LIKE THAT MAKES TOTALLY NO SENSE AT ALL.