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‘Suspiria’ Remake I Shall Never Watch Casts Lead – Why Remake Perfection?

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I know I have said it before but why remake good films when there are so many crap ones? Will the remake actually give ‘Suspiria’ a ‘real’ story so the whole dream/no sleep/insane quality the original has is lost? bet it will.

David Gordon Green’s remake of Suspiria was officially announced last month and has now cast its lead actress. Isabelle Fuhrman had roles in Orphan and The Hungers Games. According to Variety, she has officially landed the role of Suzie in the upcoming remake.

Wankers. Messing with insane perfection. What, ‘Inferno’ next?

WATCH – ‘Old Dogs And New Tricks’ – Season 2 ‘Info’ Promo.

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Woo Hoo. Back for ten episodes this time. EXCELLENT. And the guest stars ROCK! So watch this and do what you are told!!!!!! WHICH MEANS GIVE MONEY IF YOU ARE LOADED.

Perez Hilton Slapped With Half A Million Dollar Law Suit For Being An Amateur Pig.

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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer animal. Ha, Ha, the fucking amateur asshole. I also find it amusing that the photo above is how he looked when he was posting his really nasty, foul ‘stories’. Who says bullying is hard to understand. As in, why people do it. Re-directing their own misery.

Gossip blogger Hilton (real name: Mario Armando Lavandeira) has been slapped with a lawsuit after reporting that the man who designed Jolie’s ring had previously been found guilty of fraud.

Hilton’s report, published April 17 on his Coco Perez offshoot site, claimed that jeweler Robert Procop, who designed the ring with Pitt, had previously been successfully sued for fraud by a customer named Roy Allenstein. Allenstein supposedly discovered that the necklace he purchased from Procop contained only 17.62 carats of diamonds instead of 25.5 carats after having it appraised.

But Procop says that’s a lie, and now Hilton has found himself in a real-life court drama.

“The statements that Plaintiff was ‘guilty’ of fraud in connection with his jewelry business and that a court had awarded a judgment against him for that fraud is libelous on its face,” the suit, filed Wednesday in Los Angeles, reads. “Those statements expose Plaintiff to hatred, contempt, ridicule and obloquy and they naturally have a tendency to injure Plaintiff in his occupation as a jeweler and jewelry designer.”

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REVIEW – ‘The Most Fun You Can Have Dying’ – In NZ Cinemas Now.

Young and charming but with just a few months left to live, Michael “borrows” money raised for his treatment and heads overseas, intent on being carefree and irresponsbile with no ties or attachments. All goes to plan until he meets Sylvie, a beautiful and engimatic young French woman.

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I so do not miss reviewing movies. Took up so much time, and few were worth the effort. And sine I stopped reviewing I have only seen 2 movies. This one and ‘Boy’. I really enjoyed ‘The Most Fun Could You have Dying’. Any film about cancer seems bound to be all miserable and dreary and annoying. What rot. Having a disease is more about living with it than dying. And that is what this film does well, presenting a celebratory view on life.

I am not going to do a synopsis review. Tis a nice, simple premise. Hedonistic guy with incurable cancer decides to actually, really take control of his life after a hard fought windfall gives him power. I was expecting some hetero love story vomit burger premise, but the film is really funny and wise. And true. I loved the depiction of drugs, often the downfall for lesser films. Matt Whelan, apart from never showing his cock despite several opportunities, attacks the lead role with a fearlessness that gives the film it’s honest heart and graceful charm. It really is a role that shows he is of world class quality. Funny and true, I know this is going to ensure his start on the world stage.

The film is not the ‘kissy girls are cool shit fest’ I was expecting. It is a layered, honest film that had me delighting in the recognition of behaviour and reactions. It made me feel joy at life, which is always a rare pleasure now in cinema.

I judge NZ films now on how good they are compared to the classic ‘In My fathers Den’. This is an easy 8 out of 10 and the best NZ drama since ‘In My Fathers Den’. DEFINITELY WORTH SEEING AT THE CINEMA. If you don’t see it, you are a dick. And have made a poor choice.
Seriously. attend ‘The Most Fun You Can Have Dying’. Is about men, friendship and life. 3 things I love.

Oh, and off the record……Pana Hema Taylor is stunning. His lips are like wine. His eyes could be drowned in. He is breath taking.

SIGN – Lets Get George Takei On ‘Old Dogs And New Tricks’ Season 2.

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What a good idea. ‘Old Dogs’ is the best gay show on the internet. easily. And Goerge is wonderful and classy. Great fit.Sign the petition here.

We here at Old Dogs & New Tricks are amazed at the tremendous talent that Mr. George Takei has. We also admire his commitment to Gay visibilty, queer rights and LGBT equality. His tweets are nothing short of hilarious. His Facebook page is overrun with love from the fans…. This is where you come in. We are asking you, the fans of both ODNT and George to get him on our hit, award winning web series! The plan is simple! “Sign” this petition, RT it to your friends, and let everyone know that we love George!!

AND CHECK OUT THE SITE FOR GEORGE’S MUSICAL ON THE JAPANESE INTERNMENT DURING WORLD WAR 2.

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