Morons Do Dumb Stuff

Perez Hilton Believes Woman Should Stay In Violent And Dangerous Relationships.

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OK, the former bullied child who know looks like a serial killer just went waaaaay to far in support of Rihanna releasing music with Chris Brown, or the ‘American Tony Veitch’ as he is known. I have NO IDEA why he is almost coming but just read this nasty mess……..

Rihanna and Chris Brown just have it to us good!!!
This is such a major mindfuck! And we LOVE it!!!!
Despite previous denials of this rumored to be happening, the former (and possibly on-again) couple jumped on remixes of each others’ current singles AND dropped both simultaneously on Monday, which also happened to be Rih’s birthday.
Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Consider our mind blown!
BUT, more than just the newsworthiness of this, both add SO MUCH to the other’s song. They make it A BILLION TIMES BETTER!
Check out RiRi on Chris’ Turn Up The Music (above).
And then listen to Chris on Rih’s full-length version of Birthday Cake (below)!!!!!
P.S. Yes, you DID hear Rihanna sing on Chris’ song “I love you baby.” And Chris sings on Rih’s song, “Girl I wanna fuck you right now. Been a long time, I’ve been missing you body!”
We are officially DEAD!!!

Well, she will be dead if she does get back with him. I just feel sick about those releasing these remixes, but to read Perez cumming everywhere really makes me want to vomit blood. Hilton, you are foul.

AND NO, I DID NOT VISIT HIS SITE, IT WAS SENT TO ME.

Willie Lose ‘Will Get Angry’ IF He Knew Why Radio Network Dumped Him For The Kiwi Chris Brown.

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Insane interview with Willie Lose in Granny today, where he states the Radio Network would not tell him why they have sidelined him in favour of Tony Veitch as he would ‘get angry’…….

“I approached the boss … and he couldn’t tell me the reasons why I was being replaced and that’s the hardest pill to swallow. That’s the worst thing. You can’t bring closure.

“I explained to him [that] I want to be a better broadcaster – are there things I need to do to improve? He couldn’t give me an answer … basically said, ‘You’ll get angry.’ I said, ‘What?”‘

Think that maybe grounds for unjustified dismissal. Veitch certainly knows fuck all about sport. Just ask World Cup saviour Steven Donald….

READ THE REST HERE.

Closet Case Needs Blowjob On Air As Ratings Stay Shit.

cnn.com

Well, people have been theorizing for awhile that Anderson may finally come out of the closet to give his shitfest daytime talk show ‘Anderson’ a much needed ratings boost…….

In six months, the show has weathered a scandal involving a scheduled guest’s serious injury, seen three top executives leave and a new one join midstream, and experimented with different formats to see what suits Cooper best.

His ratings rank him above Wendy Williams and Steve Wilkos in the talk-show pecking order, but behind rivals Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Ellen DeGeneres and Kelly Ripa. If not for a distribution deal that gives its syndicator, Telepictures Productions, what it considers more desirable network slots in cities like New York, Houston and Orlando, Fla., next season, some in the industry question whether “Anderson” would have survived.

I seriously do not expect Anderson to come out of the closet during my life time. But, he may surprise me and learn class. And self belief. And that living openly and honestly is the only healthy way to live.

I LOVE THE FACT THE CLOSET CASE IS INTERVIEWING THE CLOSET CASE…….


TELECOM – Fuck Stephen Fry – Give NZ Citizens Decent Broadband Speed.

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Another classic P.R. fuck up from the tools at Telecom.

So Fry tweeted about how slow our interent is, which every Kiwi is aware of but as they can seemingly do what they want, which in connection with the internet means give us slooooooooow speeds and they have been in no hurry to improve til now.

“New Zealand so fine. It they have probably the worst Broadband I’ve ever encountered. Turns itself off slows to a crawl. Pathetic,” he said.

“Rise up, Kiwis and demand better? You wouldn’t allow crap roads with pot holes and single file.”

“I know, it’s feeble to moan. I’m on set now. It’s 6:15 and the wifi here is good. But I have so many videos and sound files to upload.”

Another tweet mentions “the complacent Telecomm [sic] and their contemptuous attitude to customers”.

So Fuckwits Telecom replied with a pathetic ‘OOPS’ tweet to Fry and offered to send Fry a mobile broadband stick to see if that worked better.

Sorry, but fuck the actor, provide a decent service for Kiwis.

LOOK – Russian Guy Got His Cat A Tattoo…….

http://gawker.com/

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, WHY?


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