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Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest.

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He is very stupid.

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet’s nest on his farm outside Ystad. The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said. His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained. Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: “At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called ‘Hasse’ to ask what the hell he was doing.

“I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

“I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour.”

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LOOk – Israel, Be Ashamed.

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Just awful.

WATCH – Michele Bachmann Thinks 9/11 And Benghazi Terrorist Attacks Are Judgments From God.

During a prayer event held at the Capitol in Washington DC, Bachmann claimed that the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the Benghazi attack were judgments by God as a way to punish America. According to Right Wing Watch, Bachmann attended the event with “religious right activists and members of Congress” on Wednesday.

“It’s no secret that our nation may very well be experiencing the hand of judgment,” Bachmann said during her speech in support of a right-wing ’9/11 Pray’ Day organized by birther Joseph Farah.

“It’s no secret that we all are concerned that our nation may be in a time of decline. If that is in fact so, what is the answer? The answer is what we are doing here today: humbling ourselves before an almighty God, crying out to an almighty God, saying not of ourselves but You, would you save us, oh God? We repent of our sins, we turn away from them, we seek you, we seek your ways. That’s something that we’re doing today, that we did on the National Day of Prayer, it’s something that we have chosen to do as well on another landmark day later this year on September 11. Our nation has seen judgment not once but twice on September 11. That’s why we’re going to have ‘9/11 Pray’ on that day. Is there anything better that we can do on that day rather than to humble ourselves and to pray to an almighty God?”

WATCH – Jon Stewart Destroys ‘Court Reporter’ Nancy Grace.

She is a shrieking eel.

One Million Masturbating Moms Want An End To ‘Gay Days’ At Disneyland.

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The new President of DisneyCorp is gay so shall be interesting to see how this lays out.

Since the Norelco body groomer was not enough for them to focus on this month, One Million Moms have set their sights on Disney, urging them to email the company to stop the gays from holding innocent families captive at the park:

GaydaysWarning! Not everyone there will be excited, innocent children anticipating a fun weekend at Disney World. The first Saturday in June, homosexuals, bisexuals and transvestites will be at the Magic Kingdom with an agenda and purpose different than what would be expected at Disney.

Homosexuals will be celebrating the 23rd anniversary of Gay Day wearing matching Gay Day merchandise, such as T-shirts. There will also be transvestites dressed in drag showing their support for the event. This event is planned with the intent to expose and desensitize children to this lifestyle by same-sex couples holding hands, hugging and kissing. In short, a Gay Day participant’s main goal is to be seen versus seeing Disney World.

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