Granny Herald Clenches Her Ass Over Drunk Kiwis In London.
OH PLEASE, WHAT A NON-STORY FROM THE HERALD.
LONDONERS ARE WORSE. AND KIWIS IN NZ ARE JUST AS BAD. WHAT THE HELL IS THE HERALD DOING A STORY ON ONE WOWZER IN LONDON WHO SOUNDS LIKE A PEARL CLUTCHING FORMER WELLINGTON HOMO TO ME. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STORY, GRANNY HERALD – THIS IS HOW KIWIS BEHAVE. WELL, HOW MEN BEHAVE EVERYWHERE.
The antics of some Kiwis on a Waitangi Day pub crawl through London have disgusted a fellow expat, who has complained to the Prime Minister and High Commissioner and says the misbehaviour has shamed New Zealand.
Dylan Clements says he saw Kiwis urinating on footpaths and historic monuments, including Westminster Abbey, as they took part in the annual Waitangi Day Circle Line Pub Crawl on Saturday.
FROM NYC YESTERDAY AFTER THE SUPER BOWL….
WATCH – ‘The Death and Return of Superman’ – Starring Elijah Wood And Mandy Moore.
HOT GUY, AND THIS IS FUCKING GOLD. AGREE WITH EVERYTHING. I STILL HAVE THIS COMIC AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS TRUE. NERDS ARE COOL. I AM ONE.
A somewhat-mostly-accurate educational parody film by Max Landis, Produced by Bryan Basham @bryan_basham
Starring Elden Henson, Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, Morgan Krantz and many more.I’m not drunk in the video, I only get about three cups in. The original rant was 45 minutes long, so of course we had to cut a bunch of stuff out for time, and because it was just too stupid. Like for instance the part where Pa Kent dies of a heart attack and literally GOES TO HEAVEN. AND SEES SUPERMAN.
If I saw this video, I might nerd rage out so hard. But luckily I made it, so I’m pretty happy. Really I’d hope people just are with me, and happy that Guy Gardner and Bloodwynd get to be in a movie.







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