Do Gay People Celebrate Valentines Day?

What women are like if you forget Valentines Day

Ha, Ha, Ha. Every year I am asked this question, and the answer is complicated. We don’t really need the permission of advertisers to show our love and appreciation to our roots. But generally, just for shits and giggles, on Valentines Days, tops bottom and bottom tops. Joking, mostly we don’t get into passive/submissive obsessions which seem to be such a huge part of straight ‘relationships’. And for the homos out there, here are some great pick up lines and advice. My easiest way to pick up is to make eye contact and then jerk my head a few millimetres and then generally you go off and fuck in a toilet or any where close.

John Waters opened my eyes at a young age.