Pope Vader Learns Never Trust A Catholic.
http://www.euronews.com/
One week ago, Italian journalist and TV star Gianluigi Nuzzi released a book called His Holiness: The Secret Papers of Pope Benedict XVI, which became an instant-best seller in Italy’s bookstors and seriously angered the Holy See. It was a tell-all, delivering the goods on Catholic fiscal impropriety, the covering up of Catholic fiscal impropriety, priestly boyfriends, and the headaches of dealing with the endless rolling scandal that is the American Catholic Church. Notably, the Vatican hasn’t denied the book’s authenticity, though it does claim its publication was illegal.
Nuzzi had been releasing his Catholic dirt and dribs and drabs for a year on his television show, The Untouchables, causing a rising tide of panic in the Vatican. And the information unearthed got weirder and uglier with every episode. By May, his spelunking in the oubliettes of Catholic rumor and secrecy had caused the Italian police to exhume the body of a feared mobster who’d been (for some uncertain reason) buried in the Holy See, right next to the Opus Dei HQ. In the mobster’s tomb, police hoped to find the remains of a 15-year-old named Emanuela Orlandi who went missing three decades ago, perhaps because her dad had some dirt on a Cardinal. (Many bodies were found in the tomb; DNA testing ought to reveal whose they are or aen’t sometime soon.)
Well — when His Holiness came out, His Holiness decided he wasn’t going to stand for Nuzzi’s prying any longer. He bid three of his toughest Opus Dei goons to stop all Vatican leaks immediately. Which they did. The presumed leaker has been identified. He was Pope’s butler and personal attendant, Paolo Gabriele.
From CNN:
Paolo Gabriele, 46, was arrested Wednesday for illegal possession of confidential documents, found in his apartment in Vatican territory, the Vatican said in a statement Saturday.
Gabriele, who has worked as the papal butler since 2006, is one of only a handful of people with access to the pontiff’s private desk.
Gabriele is being held in a special cell within the Vatican City, a walled enclave within Rome …
Insane headline from the Herald today……..
Butler leaves mess for Vatican to clean up
Ummm, any ‘mess’ that needs to be cleaned up was made by the Vatican and Pope Vader. To distort a story just to get a bad pun in the headline seems sloppy work on the subs part.
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Wasn’t corruption within the church the reason for the last reformation? Rather than target teh messenger, how about they get rid of the kiddyfuckers from the church first? All he needs to do is allow local police enforcement to investigate the claims, rather than move the kiddyfuckers from parish to parish, state to state, country to country. He can also invoke excommunication against those accused. Give them 12 months to come clean and hand themselves in to the local police, making a full confession to the prosecuting authorities. If someone doesn’t do this, and they are later accused of kiddyfucking, they should be excommunicated. Apparently, to a believer, that is worse than jail, as it means they burn in hellfire for all eternity. Funny how beliefs can make something true for you.