WATCH – One Direction Do A ‘Bump And Grind’ Haka – Catch Chlamydia.

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Bit sexualized. Which is strange to see.

Why the fuck are they sitting on a couch on stage? Lazy little shits.

The Sun newspaper in England, speculating that some of 1D might have contracted chlamydia from the koalas they held during a visit to an animal sanctuary in Brisbane.

Apparentely, most koalas in Australia have the disease, and Liam Payne said:

“I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.”

The animal must have been bursting for the toilet as it urinated on a couple of the lads, and it took a particular fancy to Harry Styles – digging it’s claws in and refusing to leave him.