REVIEW – THE STINKY 2011 EMMY AWARDS.

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WELL, THAT WAS A FUCKING BORING WAY TO WASTE 3 HOURS. HAVE THESE PEOPLE WATCHED TV? NO MAJOR SURPRISES IN ANY CATEGORIES. NO FUNNY BITS. NO CONNECTION BETWEEN PRESENTERS AT ALL. THE PRERECORDED BITS,(RICKY GERVAIS, WHAT PEOPLE HATE ABOUT THEIR WORK PLACES IN CHARACTER) WERE LAUGHABLY UNFUNNY. JANE LYNCH HAD ONE GOOD JOKE, AND HER OPENING STUNK, WHICH SHE DREW ATTENTION TOO. THAT DID NOT MAKE IT FUNNY, IT JUST MADE US AWARE SHE KNEW IT WASN’T FUNNY. BITCH, DON’T POINT OUT SOME OLD SLAPSTICK IS BAD. BE FUCKING FUNNIER………

THE EMMY TONES, FEATURING JOEL MCHALE AND SOME OTHER ACTORS WERE ALSO NOT FUNNY. THE ENDLESS TRIBUTE TO ANDY SAMBERG AND THE LONELY PLANET FORGOT THE FACT THAT YOU LAUGH ONCE WHEN YOU FIRST HEAR THE JOKE SONGS, AND AFTER THAT THE COMEDIC RETURNS DISAPPEAR.

AS FOR THE WINNERS, NICE THAT KYLE CHANDLER WON FOR ‘FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS’. CANNOT BELIEVE MELISSA MCCARTHY WON FOR THAT ‘FAT PEOPLE JOKE CRAPFEST’ SHOW. HOW MARTHA PLIMPTON LOST FOR ‘RAISING HOPE’ IS BEYOND ME. HOW THE VERY MIDDLE CLASS ‘MODERN FAMILY’ WON SO MANY AWARDS IS JUST MAD. THAT SHOW IS SO FUCKING SOFT AND RACIST AND JUST UNFUNNY NOW. OH, THAT IS WHY IT WON.
ALL IN ALL, BAD ENTERTAINMENT.
AND JANE LYNCH’S ONE FUNNY JOKE……………….

‘PEOPLE ASK ME, JANE WHY ARE YOU LESBIAN? MAY I PRESENT THE CAST OF ‘ENTOURAGE’……….FUNNY QUICK AND TRUE, UNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE ON THE SHOW.

The major awards:
Series
Comedy Series: Modern Family
Drama Series: Mad Men
Movie or Miniseries: Downton Abbey
Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Reality Competition: The Amazing Race

Acting
Lead Actor, Drama: Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Lead Actress, Drama: Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Lead Actor, Comedy: Jim Parsons, Big Bang Theory
Lead Actress, Comedy: Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Supporting Actor, Comedy: Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Supporting Actress, Comedy: Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Supporting Actor, Drama: Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Supporting Actress, Drama: Margo Martindale, Justified
Lead Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Barry Pepper, The Kennedys
Lead Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce
Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey

Directing
Directing, Comedy: Michael Alan Spiller, Modern Family
Directing, Drama Series: Martin Scorsese, Boardwalk Empire
Directing, Variety, Music or Comedy Series: Don Roy King, Saturday Night Live
Directing, Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: Brian Percival, Downton Abbey

Writing
Writing, Comedy: Steve Levitan & Jeffrey Richman, Modern Family
Writing, Drama: Jason Katims, Friday Night Lights
Writing, Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Writing, Miniseries, Movie or Special: Julian Fellowes, Downton Abbey

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One Response to REVIEW – THE STINKY 2011 EMMY AWARDS.

  • Matt says:

    I hate:
    [*]That Modern Family won. The drop off in quality from the first season is shocking.  It’s obvious the Emmy voters vote for comedy based on popularity not quality.
    [*]That Melissa McCarthy was given an Emmy based on her breakout in Bridesmaids not “Two Fat Slobs Eat Cookie Crumbs From Between Each Others Fat Rolls For 30 Minutes.” Again, based on popularity, not quality.
    [*] That Jim Parsons was given ANOTHER award for playing himself.  Sheldon = Jim, Jim = Sheldon (!!!) They’re basically giving him an award for remembering his lines.  I don’t care that he’s in the closet, but that he is one note – no fucking range.

    I Love/Like:

    [*] That Downton Abbey won so much, and that Maggie Smith won.  I’m afraid this may be one of her last rolls, so I’m glad it’s a good one.

    [*] That Peter Dinklage won. Game of Thrones was wonderful, and Peter was/is Tyrion Lannister . /love

    [*] Mad Men

    [*] That Kate Winslet is consistent perfection.

    [*] That Chris Colfer (aka Ryan Murphy’s dick puppet) didn’t win.

    Next year better be the year of Parks and Recreation or I’m going to burn some shit.
     
     

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