Ex-Scientologist Buzz Aldrin Dumps Wife Of 23 Years Lois Aldrin.
HE IS FUCKING ANOTHER WOMAN AND DUMPED HER.
Lois’ true love and the astronaut who brought her to earth was off landing his geezer dick on a 51-year-old marketing executive named Homewrecking Sucia Skank (government name: Michelle Sucillon). Lois gently cooed out (sounds like a lunar swan tip toeing along the craters) to Page Six about how she wants Buzz back, but Michelle is a “predator” and won’t let her man go. Let’s all hum out the melody to Moon River as we read Lois’ sad soliloquy.
“He’s not [officially] divorced yet. It is kind of scandalous. We’ve had a great life, and I don’t blame Buzz, I blame the girl. She’s a predator, that’s my opinion.
He filed for divorce in June. The book signing where they met was in 2009, and I was there. She was kind of aggressive. But he didn’t start seeing her then. He’s been seeing her for about a year. There are women out here in Los Angeles that go after men, they go after celebrities. Women should leave married men alone.
He’s 81 and having kind of a midlife crisis in old age … I still think Buzz is the most wonderful man in the world, and I still love him. I would hope we get back together … but I can’t tell him what to do. I think most wives warn their husbands of predatory women … I am a very moral person.”